missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

lesliecrusher:

blanket apology to all the female celebrities i hated as a teenager because i was up to my eyeballs in internalized misogyny

  • women: can u not touch our butts without knowing if we're okay with it? kthx.
  • men: modern feminism has gone TOO FAR. we already gave you THE VOTE and JOBS and now you're OPPRESSING US by assuming we're all RAPISTS. PATRIARCHY IS NOT REAL B/C NOT ALL MEN.
cassbuttstiel:

An accurate representation of tumblr right now

unclefather:

How to do: Winged eye liner

  1. Draw it on your face
  2. It doesn’t matter if they are perfect
  3. Everyone needs a little chaos in their life
theawesomeadventurer:

they saw the chance and fucking sprinted with it
a10g:

happy first of halloween!!!! starting inktober with a freehand skeleton drawn in a dimly lit restaurant. 
the-personal-quotes:

relatable quotes daily here!

gallifrey-feels:

Coming to the unwelcome realization that you are trapped in a Lovecraftian friendship like “You’re my best friend and I think you’re amazing but I’m pretty sure that if you started resurrecting corpses I would just shrug and help out”